hello people of the world!!!! i am a new tumblrererer and i am a tard actually i felt like posting a blog so i did and here goes nothing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A unicorn went to the store so he bought a potato which wasn’t a potato but was luke skywalkers step brother that he never had but the pickle was involved with this so he had to eat a bucket of ice cream and when he did that a bunny came and pooped on his head and then that bunny suffered from EXPLOSIVE DIAHREA so he went to the store to buy a NOTHING which cost him all the money hew had so he didn’t have any money because the stegosaurus wanted a sandwich THE END
Chuck Norris got bit by a cobra, after 4 days of agonizing pain… the cobra died XD I AM RANDOM THANK YOU VERY MUCH SIR