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A prostitute feeds a man’s sexual appetite.
A prostitute feeds a man’s sexual appetite……. well she tries to anyway!
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Chuck Norris
- ME: Chuck Norris got bit by a cobra, after 4 days of agonizing pain, the cobra died.
- MY SISTER: Why do you even say those?
- ME: because theyre funy
- MY SISTER: no theyre not
- ME: yesy they are
- MY SISTER: no theyre not
- ME: Chuck Norros is the only person that can slam a revolving door
- MY SISTER: .....
- ME: On halloween, superheroes dress up like Chuck Norris
- MY SISTER: .......?
- ME: U.S airforce was bombing the chinese, instead of dropping bombs, they dropped pictures of Chuck Norris flfexing, and everyone on the ground died of fear.
- MY SISTER: *walks away*
- all you hear is laughter from the other room.... XD
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it scares me to think that this was taken in a bathroom ….T^T
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Getting someone to sleep with you can be hard — even during a zombie apocalypse.
Only if you look like THAT guy
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Here comes Heidegger Boo Boo
Extended Readings: Heidegger (without the Boo Boo)
It looks like shes saying “magical rain” …. -^-
(via philolzophy)
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HA i find this hillarious!!! adds are now one of my new best friends!
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HELLO
hello people of the world!!!! i am a new tumblrererer and i am a tard actually i felt like posting a blog so i did and here goes nothing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A unicorn went to the store so he bought a potato which wasn’t a potato but was luke skywalkers step brother that he never had but the pickle was involved with this so he had to eat a bucket of ice cream and when he did that a bunny came and pooped on his head and then that bunny suffered from EXPLOSIVE DIAHREA so he went to the store to buy a NOTHING which cost him all the money hew had so he didn’t have any money because the stegosaurus wanted a sandwich THE END
Chuck Norris got bit by a cobra, after 4 days of agonizing pain… the cobra died XD I AM RANDOM THANK YOU VERY MUCH SIR
